GOATBOAT LOVIN !!!!!! (MY CONFESSION)

GOATBOAT LOVIN !!!!! (MY CONFESSION) : Ain’t she a beauty! …….
OK, OK, I admit it ….. I’ve been hiding her in my garage for 2 weeks now – secretly visiting her under the cover of darkness. Kayak, canoe, plastic-pig, goatboat – call her what you will, but she’s a beauty in my eyes! Ha Ha. I’ve been surfing for 18 years now but my passion for plastic was just toooooooo strong.
Following huge amounts of P*** taking from Roz & Venn I have decided to come clean and ‘come-out’ as an official GoatBoat Lover.
Rest assured though – she is designed purely for keeping SURF-fit during flat spells so if anyone sees me out on this thing at a “Surf Break” please, please, please drown me immediately as I will clearly have gone over to the dark-side.
“Keep Surfin” …………….. The Hellman
OK, OK, I admit it ….. I’ve been hiding her in my garage for 2 weeks now – secretly visiting her under the cover of darkness. Kayak, canoe, plastic-pig, goatboat – call her what you will, but she’s a beauty in my eyes! Ha Ha. I’ve been surfing for 18 years now but my passion for plastic was just toooooooo strong.
Following huge amounts of P*** taking from Roz & Venn I have decided to come clean and ‘come-out’ as an official GoatBoat Lover.
Rest assured though – she is designed purely for keeping SURF-fit during flat spells so if anyone sees me out on this thing at a “Surf Break” please, please, please drown me immediately as I will clearly have gone over to the dark-side.
“Keep Surfin” …………….. The Hellman
